Upload or paste
Drop in a PDF or paste your resume text. Your roast is based on the words you actually wrote.
Resume feedback, with teeth
Your resume asked for this.
Upload your resume for a brutally specific AI roast, then turn the punchlines into useful rewrites. Share the card—or quietly fix everything.
PDF or pasted text. No credit card. Ego not included.
What to expect
Savage, not careless.
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Your actual lines get quoted
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Useful advice follows every burn
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The free roast stays fully savage
How it works
Comedy first. Career help right behind it.
Not another bland score meter. RoastMyResume makes the feedback memorable, specific, and worth acting on.
Get specifically roasted
Choose mild, medium, or unhinged. The AI quotes your clichés and weak bullets before delivering the punchline.
Share the damage
Download a screenshot-ready roast card made for reaction videos, stories, group chats, and posts.
Then actually fix it
Unlock constructive rewrites for the exact lines that got cooked, without sanding the roast down.
A card made to travel
“Results-driven team player” — the corporate version of saying you have a pulse.
Every shareable card carries a subtle RoastMyResume mark, so the screenshot remains the invitation.
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levels of savagery: mild, medium, unhinged
Pricing
The joke is free. Fixing it is optional.
Start with the full roast. Upgrade only when you want rewritten bullets or unlimited iteration.
Savage
For anyone brave enough to press upload.
$0forever
- One specific AI roast
- Mild or medium intensity
- Shareable roast card
- Quick fixes summary
Best next step
Fix the Damage
Turn every punchline into stronger resume copy.
$9one time
- Everything in Savage
- Line-by-line constructive rewrites
- Unhinged roast mode
- Polished resume export
Job Hunt Mode
For active applicants iterating every week.
$19/month
- Unlimited versions
- Roasts and rewrites
- Improvement score over time
- Cancel whenever you want
Before you upload
Reasonable questions from nervous resumes.
One upload. Several emotional stages.
Your resume can take a joke. Can you?
Get a free, specific roast and a card ready to share. No generic fluff and no credit card.